
I keep a bag of chocolate chips (non-dairy, of course) in the cupboard precisely for the sort of occasion that calls for dipping something unseemly into something even unseemlier. Fritos (no substitutions, please) were happily dunked into smelted chocolate, an activity that elicited such squealy joy from The Boy that it was impossible not to forgive his frequent "accidental" finger slips into the chocolate. I'm sure the preschool teachers these are intended for harbor no illusions of sanitary practices in the homes of their charges.