We don't generally make the bed. Ever, actually. Unless, you know, people are coming over or something. And even then, it's a toss-up. But the Mr. was away for a few days this week, attending to New Media business. And I washed all the bedding and made the bed up all nice and tidy with the freshly bathed linens. And I respect the rules of bed demarcation even when left on my own. So for a couple days there, the bed was a picture of battling alter-egos, one half crisp and pristine, the other lumpy and a-crumpled. I'm happy to report that, with the Mr.'s return yesterday, all is homogenously messy. As it should be.